Girl’s Dude night will include:
Some beers
Maybe a cigar (a cheap one)
Pants
A charged cell phone (just in case)
Walls (maybe punch able ones)
Heterosexual music
Gay music (to secretly love, main purpose: to make fun of in order to prove manliness to self and others.)
Broads (mute ones)
Competition of some sort
Supped up four-wheel drive (preferably a Ford Taurus, windows down)
Low-pitched chuckling
Catcalls
Black Outs
Pissing standing up
Yelling
Main goal of the evening: prove heterosexuality.
can we do this please?
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