Saturday, March 28, 2009

You are cordially invited to a girl's Dude night.

Girl’s Dude night will include:


Some beers

Maybe a cigar (a cheap one)


A charged cell phone (just in case)

Walls (maybe punch able ones)

Heterosexual music

Gay music (to secretly love, main purpose: to make fun of in order to prove manliness to self and others.)

Broads (mute ones)

Competition of some sort

Supped up four-wheel drive (preferably a Ford Taurus, windows down)

Low-pitched chuckling


Black Outs

Pissing standing up



Main goal of the evening: prove heterosexuality. 


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